The Funniest terms and conditions I've ever read

Check out this T&C:
http://www.hentzenwerke.com/misc/legal.htm

Hentzenwerke is a book publishing site and custom software developers' site. About them page:
http://www.hentzenwerke.com/misc/aboutus.htm

Posteriza

Posteriza is a wall poster maker software, that allows us to make posters by printing multiple ordinary papers and join them together.

What interesting about this software is that it has original terms and conditions and its quite easy to read. Although they are not very short.

http://www.posteriza.com/es/index.php?option=com_frontpage&Itemid=1&lang=en_US

New Google and Blogger Terms

Google: (valid March 2012)
http://www.google.com/policies/privacy/
http://www.google.com/policies/terms/

Blogger:
http://www.blogger.com/terms.g

I want to be able to explain this better

How the spirit of freedom, generousity, and improvement of access
work together using the law and the open source community...
to stifle the growth of the spirit of making exclusive of what's
publicly available.

Without the law, violent people could intimidate others from accessing certain solutions,
Open source movement is not hindered by the law, but facilitated by the law.

My posts about spirits (I say that spirits are inclinations):

http://melkieh.blogspot.com/2011/10/point-of-view-of-tendencies.html
http://melkieh.blogspot.com/2011/10/better-rewarding-system-using-point-of.html

and

http://melkieh.blogspot.com/2011/10/direct-derivative-of-main-tendency.html
http://melkitheories.blogspot.com/2011/10/surpression-of-tendencies.html

Another tips

Another thing that may make it easier for people to read terms and conditions is the attitude of carefulness.

So before you read terms and conditions... imagine the provider said to you, "Hey lets go into my house, step in go on, but becareful...."

Becareful of what? You'd ask... then read the terms and conditions.

What its all about

In the end it's all about nurturing our access to solutions.

Addressing problems that might arise for you and me out of the interactions v.02

Terms and conditions, privacy policy, legal notices... they are all basically are trying to address 2 polars of all interactions... as problems or as solutions, or somewhere in between.

This is a phrase that I think is universally good:
- If you are just to look and browse through the website for your personal use, without spreading the materials yourself or using the materials for commercial purposes... then we only require you to read the disclaimer part.
- Other than that please pay attention to the rest of this terms and conditions to keep our interactions more of as solutions and less of as problems for our parties and others'.

The focus questions would be:
1. How is this interaction could be problematic for me? (usually addressed in privacy policy)
2. How is this interaction could be problematic for the provider? (usually addressed in T&C)
3. How is this interaction could be problematic for others / the government? (T&C and Pp)